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You are the most fucked up piece of shit I have ever considered raping. Is your rectum torn? My genetically enhanced spider dick will tear your tight hole like a hot knife in butter. This whole thing is a joke.
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Exp. Points: 60 / 100
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That's hilarious because its just a funny llama grinning at us. Lol! Where do you find pictures like that I can only wonder. Great work keep 'em coming.
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It clearly deserves the score it has, well, actually a higher one, right? :)
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I liked it really. I only played a little bit because my left arrow key is fucked up but it's okay.
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I loved that. Now kill your self freak. I mean the person who posted before me.
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That was one of the best, but I want to see more of Cat's cousin. She's funny because she's actually not retarded, and she never does anything perverted. It's like the control. Errrr. The comparison to the others. You know, like comparing bad good. Ack. That make sense?
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Now that was just funny. I really liked it because it was a llama and it was grinning at me. Make more.
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lol it still has a 6.14/10 rating. I love NG!!
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Whoa, being so long, I actually expected to fall asleep during this, but I didn't. This was pretty funny. Better than gay Futurama.
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We need more of this kind of stuff on Newgrounds; stuff that is purely original and foams at the mouth with style. Your friend likes it because, quite frankly, it rocks. Oh and by the way, dude who posted before me, JeremyLokken, your Michael Jackson paradies are amazing!
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"How this crock made front page I'll never know."
TLG media: remind me not to watch any of your shit anymore. This flash was cheap and lacked style completely. All you did was jack the sound and pull shitty animation out of your ass. Tom Cruise was wronged and he did the right thing as a celebrity by not reacting violently. TLG is just a distributor of more crap parodies. DO NOT WATCH THIS. By the way, SeaWorld isn't racist against Mexicans and Asians. Damn this was stupid.
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"HOLY SHIT! Michael showed us his dick at Neverland"
GREAT STORY! IT was awesome. And you even put in Michael, the biggest rolemodel ever! He rocks.
This was cool, but you should really give us a quick glimpse, maybe a flash, of ol' Steven Hawkings' pecker. We all are wondering what the little guy looks like. A little more DICK and pussy will make these episodes wayyy better. But they're still okay.
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I agree with the dude who posted before me, Michael is innocent. But I almost fell asleep during your little masterpiece. Not that it sucked the big cock, I was just tired.
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